They put them together in SSBB; we took away any power they've got, so... what could possibly go wrong? Pft, it's only a bunch of smashers in a sort-of-real world!
Rockin' it in third grade: http://sweetreichel.tumblr.com/post/44506902843/rockin-it-in-the-80s-third-grade-pit-samus
Ike: "Day Number 1. He's made them fall".